You will lose playing at SuperSlots.ag Casino. But, that’s expected but not OK

I’ll cut to the chase. Straight off. Without mincing words.

You will lose. I did. You will too. Cuz, this is gambling and you aren’t a super computer. Not yet, until the dreaded AI makes us one in the future.

Until then we’re all a bunch of pathetic degenerate losers. So, don’t play at Super Slots Casino.

But then.

This isn’t why you’re reading this page. You accept your faults as a human. You expect to lose. Deep down your dark side wants you to lose. And that is OK.

So, now we have this bit cleared out. Let me try to answer what you really came here for and that is:

Does Super Slots have its sh*t together? Are they for real? Would they pay if my lucky stars felt pity on me and made me win a million-dollar jackpot?

Well, for one, they are. Backed by BetOnline.ag, an age-old offshore betting site, that’s been in this game before most of us 30-somethings were even born. The ones in their 40s and over, and Americans used to the sports betting prohibition era, should know of this brand.

Well, Super Slots is part of BetOnline’s extended family. So, the question of them being not legit is frankly, out of the question.

By the way what do you as an American, who for whatever X, Y or Z reason, don’t want to do anything with the legal brands like FanDuel and Draftkings, want with an offshore casino like Super Slots anyways?

I know. Either your State hasn’t gotten the memo yet, or the restrictions of these legal brands, make Super Slots and the likes of it taste like a freshly baked chocolate cake.

For clarity, I did test them out. Rather substantively. Deposited $1500, won a grand total of $0.

But, I went inside expecting this. THIS IS GAMBLING, after all.

So, what do I recommend? First, I’d say if you aren’t into crypto, you’re gonna have a tough, may not this, but a frustrating time here. These people are good, if you’re easy going with Bitcoin, USDT and similar in-fashion crypto fetishes.

If not, then my friend you will need patience. And a lot of it. Plus the ability to gulp up higher card processing charges, more personal ID scrutiny and other theatrics.

So, stick to crypto bits when dealing with people at SuperSlots.

May be you’re the kind of a person, who’s just looking for cheap thrills. Well, Superslots does offer deposit bonuses. I made a nice graphic for you below. Go through it. Don’t diss it. Took me bit of a fair time to get it done.

SuperSlots Crypto Deposit Bonus Features Infographic

Game-wise, they’re OK. Not that there’s much science to slots anyways. Push buttons and pray, that’s pretty much it for all the titles, no matter the iGaming provider. For instance, I lost most of my money on their Gold Nugget Crush and MegaCrush titles. Both ate the crap out of my deposits. (sad smile)

If you’re loaded, may as well try their multi-hand blackjack, where you can bet up to $10k per hand. Of course it comes with its own set of goodies. But, I guess you don’t need to tell me that.

Support can be fast or slow, depending on your luck and the time of the day (stick to US timings, though they’re based in Panama).

Personally, SuperSlots or not, I would suggest to keep away from slotting. It’s nothing more than a glorified loser-like way to part ways with a lot of money.

But, if you know your limits, be my guest.

Otherwise, whatever man.